Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Never really had a nickname, just insultsbut I do know this guy who tried to pick his own nickname, and as you know, thats just asking for it. I mean you might as well ask to be kicked in the balls cos every fucker is gonna take a swing at you after telling people you want to be called 'Ford'.
My mate is a huge hitchhikers guide to the galaxy fan (so am I, hence the name) but he takes it to extremes. He used to carry a towel everywhere with him (read the book and you will know why) and climb trees to write his poetry. Anyway, he announced one day that "If you want to give me a nickname, then I want it to be Ford"
He kinda got his wish, he ended up being called 'Escort', 'Fiesta', 'Granada' etc etc...
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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 19 May 2006, 1:27,
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