Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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When I was 10 or so
I was very naive, sexually ambiguous and even more ugly than I am now.
They used to call me "It's Pat!" and I didn't know why until a couple of years ago when I started watching Saturday Night Live.
I also have incredibly thick, curly hair that was kind of short at the time and had formed an afro. So on top of that, they called me Bush, which I was fine with until a friend felt sorry enough to tell me what it meant.
But now my hair is long, and I have breasts, so you can tell I'm a girl. As an added bonus most of the people who made fun of me are now in juvenile detention.
All is well.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 1:41, Reply)
I was very naive, sexually ambiguous and even more ugly than I am now.
They used to call me "It's Pat!" and I didn't know why until a couple of years ago when I started watching Saturday Night Live.
I also have incredibly thick, curly hair that was kind of short at the time and had formed an afro. So on top of that, they called me Bush, which I was fine with until a friend felt sorry enough to tell me what it meant.
But now my hair is long, and I have breasts, so you can tell I'm a girl. As an added bonus most of the people who made fun of me are now in juvenile detention.
All is well.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 1:41, Reply)
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