Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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He has ginger pubes (despite not actually being a ginge himself. collar and cuffs etc) so he gets called fantapants. Not very inventive i guess, but when coupled with going into the bar on a friday evening and putting Roxanne on the juke box several times in a row but singing "scott's gran" instead...
the desired effect is more or less the same
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 2:59, Reply)
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