Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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I had an acquaintance of mine in high school...... by the name of Chuck Farkas. The similarity of letter sequences in his first and last names resulted in the invention of a number of amusing spoonerisms that became his nicknames: Fuck Charkas, Fark Chuckus, and Chark Fuckus, among others.
He was also known as "Upchuck" during our stint in the Boy Scouts, for no particular reason other than it sounded similar. I don't remember him doing anything that warranted being called that. Oh well.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 5:13, Reply)
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