Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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My surname is Archer so of course I was known throughout school as 'Farcher'.
Side note: we once had a teacher called Mr Arblaster, we used to taunt him by saying "Arm Blaster", as in Transformers. It wasn't till a few months ago (something like 15 years since I finished school) that I suddenly realised we could have called him Arseblaster. Fuck.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 7:53, Reply)
My surname is Archer so of course I was known throughout school as 'Farcher'.
Side note: we once had a teacher called Mr Arblaster, we used to taunt him by saying "Arm Blaster", as in Transformers. It wasn't till a few months ago (something like 15 years since I finished school) that I suddenly realised we could have called him Arseblaster. Fuck.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 7:53, Reply)
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