Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
(
chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
« Go Back
Nevermind Nicknames....A few yearsback my old man was engaged to this lass who, annoyingly for me (only child) had a son my age. He, for lack of a more PC phrase, was a total twat. I didn't dislike him on the basis that he was upsetting the only-child/father dynamic. He was just a twat.
In fact everyone bar his mother (and secretly i think she did) hated him and probably still do. And his name.....before you even think of a nickname?
Sebastian Peach.
Thats reather unfortunate, even more unfortunate when my aunt gets really pissed off with one one day and screams "Fuck off Sebastitwat!"
God damn, my aunt rocks!
(
The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Fri 19 May 2006, 8:19,
Reply)
« Go Back