Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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I was a naive and foolish child..So when I was being hassled by some girls at high school while in the first year to tell them the size of my manhood I foolishly not only told them but no one had ever said that you should always quote erect length.... So my reply of '7 centimetres' was something I never lived down, 6 whole years of nicknames and grief about that.....
Finally when I left school I was glad to be rid of that one! But then once I started work at my first job I ended up with the nickname 'Gogglebox' (I wear glasses and they were soooo clever!) this somehow got shortened to 'Goog'.. 10 years later if I bump into anyone from that jobn they still know me by that name...
No apologies for length as you already know about that...
*Pop goes the first time post cherry so be gentle!*
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 11:07, Reply)
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