Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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I love this thread...Honestly, it's all flooding back to me. I have loads!
Obviously, and not really all that funny (although anyone who, like me, is called Christopher will understand) i was plagued with the name of that twattish cartoon bear...Kissifur when i was a tot. That name still comes back everyonw and then, although thankfully i'm 6ft3 and 17stone so people generally retract it if i'm within earshot.
Also, as i now live in the south and i'm a Manc i was lovingly reffered to as (to be shouted in a loud husky voice) MONKEY!
Y'know, northern monkey...no? Not that funny as an insult, but when you have a workshop full of mechanics hurling it at you it becomes quite amusing.
I'll go and think of some more.
I have a mate called Brett Grubb who is reffered to as, annoyingly, Brett.
Come on people!
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The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Fri 19 May 2006, 11:27,
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