Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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now let me see...being a unidexter, i used to get the usual Pegleg, jake, etc.... v. tedious, v boring - one chap did manage to make me laugh with "monopod"... although 'twas better for me, there were a couple of brothers there known as "cunt eyes" and "bubble" - one because he was a squinty (and borderline monger) bloke, and the other was just fat. We had a chap whose surname was Downes - hence "syndrome"....
A girl i know is blessed with the surname "Paler", so became "Vlad the Im", although finally she ended up as "hammers" as she was told she had a face like a bag of them....
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(, Fri 19 May 2006, 12:14, Reply)
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