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Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.

Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.

(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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The funky fish
Zig and Zag (From the Irish TV show "The Den", who then migrated over to chanel 4) released a large amount of crap when they were in Ireland. Amongst other things they released a few albums. One contained a song about their pet fish "Fink".

The song went something along the lines of:
Fink, the funky fish, he is the funkiest fish around.

Or something like that.

Now one night in about 3rd year (Dunno what you call it, we were about fifteen or sixteen though) we were up in a mates house getting as stoned as possible. Being the raggy little stoners that we were, the sole was peeling off my shoe. One of the guys (JP), who was really stoned at this stage, started playing with it and chanting "Here fishy fishy fishy", leading to me being known as "Fink" for a few years afterwards.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 14:43, Reply)

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