Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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I couldn't ever bring myself to say it
There was a boy in my class at school who was often referred to as 'Biff'.
He had spina bifida.
To cheer myself up, there was another with a bit of a square heed and even squarer haircut who got called 'Herman'. Happily, he didn't have any such congenital condition, so it was perfectly alright to rip the piss and make his life a misery.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 14:58, Reply)
There was a boy in my class at school who was often referred to as 'Biff'.
He had spina bifida.
To cheer myself up, there was another with a bit of a square heed and even squarer haircut who got called 'Herman'. Happily, he didn't have any such congenital condition, so it was perfectly alright to rip the piss and make his life a misery.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 14:58, Reply)
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