Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Canteen capersLong ago in an office far far away there was a lady in our work canteen who was a wee bit slow (but only a wee bit) and a bit large. I was told her name was Claire. Mercifully I never called her Claire, as it was not her name, it was just what my colleagues called her.
Short for "Claire in the community".
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Fri 19 May 2006, 16:25,
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