Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Hrmmm
The only fun thing I can think of is that absolutely everyone at school seemed to pick up nicknames I'd thought up. Mostly 'cause they made fuck-all sense. Ten years on, the maths teacher with buck teeth is still called Zero after the thick private in Beetle Bailey. Win! Although the other kids did get back at me by calling me "twig" when I was a bit porky. Bastards.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 18:25, Reply)
The only fun thing I can think of is that absolutely everyone at school seemed to pick up nicknames I'd thought up. Mostly 'cause they made fuck-all sense. Ten years on, the maths teacher with buck teeth is still called Zero after the thick private in Beetle Bailey. Win! Although the other kids did get back at me by calling me "twig" when I was a bit porky. Bastards.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 18:25, Reply)
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