Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Dish, Ja-blub and GumbyAt university, my house enjoyed the pastime of getting shitfaced and playing the game Spoons. Wendy absolutely hated losing, so one night she grabbed a spoon and ran away with it. She has been called Dish ever since.
Another girl had a very long Armenian name starting with 'Jeh'. Lazy turds couldn't be bothered to pronounce it, so they called her Ja-blub.
And I went to hs with a kid who had an unfortunate birth defect: the front and the back of his head were flat. He looked like he'd been caught in the millpress. Hence the nickname Gumby.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 19:43, Reply)
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