Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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play doughmahoosive heavyweight kid called ian, with a no word of a lie flat sided and topped head. like a kind of kryton from red dwarf.
Apparently he wasn't a freak with a naturally square head, he fell out of a high chair when he was a baby - and the pressure of the fall and being wedged "Squared" his head. "if thats true, your fat head must be play dough"
it never left him, and no-one ever ripped him for being a very fat 6 foot 11 year old. Its just a shame he was also a tuba player, as it just looked like a lunchbox.
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bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Fri 19 May 2006, 20:21,
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