Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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albertblond kid, pain in the ass. very scary blonde.
Obviously, albert the albino.
just albert would send him into a frenzy.
Going to school in essex was just amazing.
Tyler Hunt, often called mike. Cracking bloke - just no-one told him he was Mike.
Maggot, Little French wormy guy. Sadly he has passed on - Big respect for one friggin mad iritating frenchie. Rest in Peace.
chipspam - guy with massive forehead and chicken pox scars on it. Often sung to the final countdown, "The final chipspam" would frenzy him good. Chip, cowslick - for his spam fringe, spamhead.
Linford. linford was very special. Ginger (heil the fuhrer), no coordination (hit his own head with javelin, dropped shot put down his back and couldn't scissor jump a 50cm high jump bar although he was 5foot8).He loved sport though - and was spotted "winning" the olympic 100m when walking his dog at 6am and doing a low lunging fist pump, just like linford christie.
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bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Fri 19 May 2006, 20:39,
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