Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Ex-pawnbrokerA colleague of mine had to go off for an op on his balls (suspected cancer). We saw him off with a drink and heartfelt sympathy for his plight.
A week later he appears, grinning from ear to ear.
"Guess what lads! It wasn't the Big C, it was an extra testicle!"
Pause.
"No wonder the condoms kept splitting".
We showed him no mercy afer that.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 22:55, Reply)
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