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Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.

Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.

(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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But seriously though, we in "the band" have nicknames for ourselves, mostly made up by our lead guitarist. Before you ask, none of these actually have relation to our real names, we just thought they'd all sound amusing. Turns out they're also easier to scream when you're yelling at people to stop/start playing across a room full of guitarists, a bass player and a drummer all wanking away.

Lead Guitarist: Soonji
Drummer: Drummer-boy (No, I don't know. Wasn't my idea.)
Lead singer(thatsa-mi!): Chauncey
Bassist: Ali-G
Rhythm guitarists: Conroy, Maurice and Mr. Chincenson.

You'll notice that like most high-school bands we have far too many rhythm guitarists for our own good. The only that makes being in "the band" bearable really is the nicknames.
(, Sat 20 May 2006, 0:15, Reply)

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