Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Talking of bollocks...A mate of my brother's, while still a callow youth (about 30 years ago) decided to cut out the middleman, dinner-date-and-foreplay-wise, and Go Straight To Hull with a hooker.
He acquired a painful disease which made his scrotum swell to the size and texture of a cricket ball and was eventually rushed to hospital in agony, where he 'lost' one testicle.
He was known afterwards as Tomsk, Orinoco, Bungo, Tobermory, Madame Cholet...
Why?
A top tune at the time was Mike Batt's 'Remember You're A Womble', soon amended to '...A One-Ball'.
He's getting on a bit now so he's usually Great Uncle Bulgaria.
(, Sat 20 May 2006, 0:28, Reply)
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