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Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.

Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.

(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Talking of bollocks...
A mate of my brother's, while still a callow youth (about 30 years ago) decided to cut out the middleman, dinner-date-and-foreplay-wise, and Go Straight To Hull with a hooker.

He acquired a painful disease which made his scrotum swell to the size and texture of a cricket ball and was eventually rushed to hospital in agony, where he 'lost' one testicle.

He was known afterwards as Tomsk, Orinoco, Bungo, Tobermory, Madame Cholet...

Why?

A top tune at the time was Mike Batt's 'Remember You're A Womble', soon amended to '...A One-Ball'.

He's getting on a bit now so he's usually Great Uncle Bulgaria.
(, Sat 20 May 2006, 0:28, Reply)

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