Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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er...oops.I had a school-mate who I was constantly trying to set up with womenfolk. On double date him and the girl i'd set him up with started pashing like groper eels. Great - so we left them to it while me and mine had a shag. Upon returning the poor 15yr old lassie was sitting white in the face with a cat on her lap. It turns out he'd got up her top, and then down her pants and... oops wrong hole.
It got around her posh girls school and back to ours like wildfire. He's now a High Court barrister -- and he still gets called 'Goldfinger'
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hismastersvice cunting flange-jammer, Sat 20 May 2006, 1:01,
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