Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Yet another schooly oneAs a child I was called a few names. One was Harold or Jelly Belly (as in The Bishop-meister from Neighbours).
I had one in "big school" (i was about 14) that was particularly cruel. I was rather awkward and didnt really take much pride in my appearance. My hair and weight at the time caused others (the entire fricking school at one point) to call me Wogan. Cue lots of calls of "Begorrah!" as I go past. Oh yeah and "Wogans mums a whore!"
Pure class.
No apologies for length, girth or flavour. I am a big boy now and can put it where i likes!
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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Sat 20 May 2006, 10:34,
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