Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Pointless and IrrelevantMy own ridiculous nickname is Cheech: my first name being Charly, shortened to Chichi, and thence to Cheech...cheers for that!
I once dated a succession of guys, all christened Dave, whos nicknames were Spider, Goose, and Frog (also known as fluff) I never did discover why...
One of the guys I live with currently is called Emperor the Second, which developed when he got to second base with a girl...lovely!
Another guy I live with is is known as Disco D, simply for the reaction it illicits when you call him that (he goes a bit mental and starts trying to pound on people - he's a tiny weegie and wouldnt hurt a fly normally)
Oh, another (estranged) ex boyfriend of mine is called six chins brooks, because he is a hefty bastard and eats far too many pies...oh and has the most impressive set of man boobs since jabba the hut!
Another friend of mine is called Captain Shoulder Beard because he has some of the most frighteningly impressive back hair I have ever seen.
A girl I live with was christened during freshers week when she let rip the most almighty belch, and became known as Belcher, shortened to 'B' - it has stuck, and nearly two years on she still responds to B.
(, Sat 20 May 2006, 14:55, Reply)
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