Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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ShalomAfter going into work with THE hangover from hell and 30mins sleep, it wasn't long before my mate started ripping the piss out of me. "Fuck off, leave me alone".
He wandered off, then every 20mins or so another member of staff would wander in and say to me "Congratulations!". Eh? Screw it, I don't care, I don't understand.
Then one guy came in and shook my hand saying "Congratualtions man! Big night last night yeah?". So I asked him what the hell he was talking about. "Your Bar Mitzvah last night? Thats why you're so tired today, right?".
"I'm not Jewish".
"Why did you have a bar mitzvah then?"
"I didn't".
Turns out my friend had told everyone at work I was Jewish, then shouted "JewBoy" over the tannoy system. That nickname has stuck for years now. And I'm really not jewish.
(, Sat 20 May 2006, 18:04, Reply)
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