Worst Nicknames Ever
I was a short-ass antagonistic numpty when I was a kid, 'Gimli' was what I got for a most of it, though now I'm technically taller and less aggressive than anyone who called me that. We really terrorised this kid who is probably deeply insecure to this day of the ribbing, poor kid got the nickname 'egg-nipples' more or less constantly right through school owing to his 'mammorous assets' (love that term), he threw tantrums all the time because of it, the reaction made it impossible not to continue though, we were inventive with references, the training bra we found and then donated to him was a bit harsh though perhaps. We gave another mate, a lady's man usually, the nickname "Lucy" after he got off with an immensely fat girl going by that very name after drinking a fair few guinnesses and he still cringes now at the name. Brings a new meaning to the term 'a pint and a bag of pork scratchings'. I got 'Phantom' during a 3.5 month straight binge of whiskey without a day out, most of the time in the dark on my own. Its 'ripple' or 'raspberry' a lot now, (rhyming slang, of course) oweing to the fact I've fecked myself up through drinking so much booze over the last couple of years of uni that I can barely walk now, karma is fun isn't it? Still, at least I'm not fat.
(goddamnsonofabitch, Sat 20 May 2006, 20:55, Reply)