Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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GuiltyI feel horrifically guilty now, but at the time it was really quite creative for a hormonal teenager.
There was a new girl in our A level year. Through various conversation we learned that she worked part time at the local chippy and she wanted to join the police force.
We promptly took the piss, and there was much talk of greasiness and wanting to become a "pig", and in that moment of inspiration I coined her "Greasy Pig".
I feel guilty now, because at the time she had been put up a year for being clever. However she later dropped out and had a child at a young age. I can't help thinking I destroyed her ambitions...
Poor Greasy Pig...
Length, girth, yes I have...
(, Sat 20 May 2006, 21:00, Reply)
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