Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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The breath of satans arseA girl i went to school with was a repulsive little human being in that she was very unattractive,but tried to be 'sexy' by wearng lots of girly pink stuff. Also,she had breath that could knock down a rhino from 12 feet away.
Anyway,me and my gay best mate were reading a thing that said about your favorite colour and what relevence it had to your style in bed. It said pink mean kinky. Suddenly we both thought "Nicola!!" (that being the name of assmouth).
From then on she was known as Stinky-Kinky,or occasionally Stinky-Kinks.
Also have a friend called Todger,cos she is short,fat and hairy.
(, Sun 21 May 2006, 12:44, Reply)
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