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Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.

Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.

(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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My friend Tim, whose name is really James, doesn't answer to James any more, and I know personally several people who don't know his real name... I'm not entirely sure his girlfriend knows his name actually... Not a bad nickname, just strange.

I used to be called Balue by some of my online friends, as you can see I still use it occasionally

My best friend and I have thought of some good nicknames for each other, and other people... and some weird ones as well

Ellen: Lenny, Marakat, Griselda

Me (Nat): Ashla, Weed-Smoking Doreen (usually shortened to Doreen)

Lotty: Drug Kaiser Wilhelm II (Formerly Drug William)

Taz: Toking Timothy

Fi: Solvent Simon (also Manic-Depressive Girlfriend-Stealing Ugly Whore, privately)

Ellie: Junkie Roxanne

Alice(Lenny's little sis)and her "crew": The Rudeboys

And a girl called Beth who we are... not exactly friends with, was known for some time as BFG (Big Fat Ginger) until she got bulimic - now I call her Catbreath.

*penis*
(, Sun 21 May 2006, 17:27, Reply)

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