
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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My friend Tim, whose name is really James, doesn't answer to James any more, and I know personally several people who don't know his real name... I'm not entirely sure his girlfriend knows his name actually... Not a bad nickname, just strange.
I used to be called Balue by some of my online friends, as you can see I still use it occasionally
My best friend and I have thought of some good nicknames for each other, and other people... and some weird ones as well
Ellen: Lenny, Marakat, Griselda
Me (Nat): Ashla, Weed-Smoking Doreen (usually shortened to Doreen)
Lotty: Drug Kaiser Wilhelm II (Formerly Drug William)
Taz: Toking Timothy
Fi: Solvent Simon (also Manic-Depressive Girlfriend-Stealing Ugly Whore, privately)
Ellie: Junkie Roxanne
Alice(Lenny's little sis)and her "crew": The Rudeboys
And a girl called Beth who we are... not exactly friends with, was known for some time as BFG (Big Fat Ginger) until she got bulimic - now I call her Catbreath.
*penis*
( , Sun 21 May 2006, 17:27, Reply)
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