Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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basic...but simple.School, back in the day, there was this guy called Gavin. He was a major twunt, etc, and I think his dad was somebody famous in television. Anyway Gav got on everyone's tits for years, and one day, out of the blue seemingly, he gets dubbed 'Wanker'. For ever after he was simply 'Wanker', and ever since I can't meet someone called Gavin without thinking 'wanker'. When I worked for a major mobile phone network years go by as a trainer, we created a number of 'customer profles'. I came up with a travelling salesman who wanted everything now! He was called Gavin Onan in the company literature.
I apologise to any Gavins out there, but to me, you'll alway be Wankers.
(, Sun 21 May 2006, 18:28, Reply)
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