Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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GingerNot too bad on it's own, I must admit, but the story behind the name has entered legend and is sure to be passed down through the generations.
James, a little the worse for wear, was approached by a rather feisty young female eager for some lovin'. After a while, things get rather steamy and our man decides he wants to say hello to the bearded oyster. He does, they fuck, and the next morning James wakes up with a stinking hangover and the female nowhere to be seen.
He also has sprouted a mysterious ginger beard.
James is blonde; you do the math.
Don't even let me get started on Browner, please god no...
(, Sun 21 May 2006, 19:26, Reply)
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