Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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I got called Lead for about 2 weeksI have a bit of a fat arse, and the latin for Lead is plumbum (Plum Bum) therefore Lead. i'm a bit of a big lad though, which is why it only lasted 2 weeks.
After my mates heard I get called Bradders by my parents (my name is Brad), that has stuck.
Another nickname story I have is of my mate called David (for that is his name), who unfortunately for him, when tanned, looks slightly orange (nothing fake about his tan at all, seriously) therefore he gets called Satsuma. He even has his own song, to the tune of "He's got the whole world in his hands" -
He's got a satsuma, for a head,
He's got a fucking satsuma, for a head,
He's got a satsuma, for a head,
It's the boy called David S***w!
(, Sun 21 May 2006, 20:38, Reply)
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