Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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4 yearsfirst day at Uni, in the pub (Pump & Tap, Leicester, not there any more... boo) was introduced to "Fat Bloke" - thats what he said his name was and thats what everyone called him.
"Fancy a pint Fat Bloke?" "Yes please" was a typical conversation.
4 years later, we still didnt know his real name and we would have been shocked if had been anything other than Fat Bloke.
Well anyway if Fatty didnt go and flip out on us... the whole gamut of fatty whinges... "why do you lot all call me fat bloke, I'm not fat, I'm big boned" etc etc whinge whinge.
Sorry Fat Bloke, you were a nice guy. But fat.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Mon 22 May 2006, 0:06,
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