Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Back in the day, when I was in year 5 at school, I farted, rather loudly, whilst the class was being read a story. I was made to stand by a window for the lesson and was known as Tooting Tom for the rest of my school days!
Aptly, the story being read was Wind In The Willows!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 10:35, Reply)
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