Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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It's what you think it is, isn't it?My ex-lodger thinks his nickname is Fisher on account of his surname being Price. Failing that he likes to think it's George Dawes, due to a certain physical resemblance. Generally folk refer to him as 'Fatboy' or 8-Ball, or simply Porky Pricey.
Here's a lesson for all you lardy folk: behind your back no one thinks you're a lovable chubster. Really think you're a greedy fatbucket.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 22:54, Reply)
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