Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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ChompyLiving in a student house with two people of the same name, John (name changed to protect the guilty) nicknames abound. My least favorite nickname “Chompy” came about from after a typical Wednesday night at the union.
After a quiet few snake-bites with some polite folks in the well lit, clean bar John and I (also john, keep up) went back to our house for a spliff. The usual banter went like this A: “John skin up” B: “I hope your talking to yourself” A: “No I’m talking to you, you anal drill instructor” etc. But that night something strange happened, for the second round John threw his tobacco and skins at me and looked at me for about 30 secs with a blank look of confusion.
“Oi Chompy skin up.” The stoned retard had forgotten my name. Now we have all forgotten peoples names sometimes even if they live with you, but to forget someone’s name when it is the same as your is unforgivable. What does he get for a act of gross stupidity and excessive drug use? Nothing except a story to tell. I on the other hand have been lumbered with a nickname that makes me sound like a greedy twunt. And people think there is a God.
First post wahey!
I meant to apologiese for length or something am I not?
(, Tue 23 May 2006, 10:10, Reply)
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