Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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The continuing journey of Captain Johnny T Nozzle of the good ship parker...Just remembered this one, friend of a friend's was Johnny Nozzle or Johnny the Nozzle.
Why pray tell I hear you ask? Well apparently he had an exceptional long foreskin….Reminiscent of a parker coat hood apparently…
Its not the length it’s the suction on the blow back vicar………..
(, Tue 23 May 2006, 13:55, Reply)
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