Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Shit namesI used to know a girl called 'Vicky Selley'
This became 'Sticky Celery', and I puked all over her gold star artwork.
There was also another called Lucy Lister, with which the following prose was born:
'Lucy Lister got a blister on her clister'
Clister being clitorus although I didn't get to puke on it unfortunately.
That was the sound of my cherry being blistered, apologies for length, but Granny can't take the pain anymore
(, Tue 23 May 2006, 14:25, Reply)
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