Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Now thats telling her!!
Had a mate who had a strange brother. We used to call him Aids....
The reason was as follows.
One day back in the 80's we were helping him copy porn movies from video to video as he could not work out how to do this. When in comes his mum and catches him with Peter North on screen routing some lady Greek style.. His Mum goes nuts and he justifies his potential wank fest by shouting the following immortal line at her.
"Well its better than catching AIDS!!"
He has been known as AIDS behind his back ever since...
Size? Oh what a big one you have Mr Airbus...
( , Tue 23 May 2006, 15:11, Reply)
Had a mate who had a strange brother. We used to call him Aids....
The reason was as follows.
One day back in the 80's we were helping him copy porn movies from video to video as he could not work out how to do this. When in comes his mum and catches him with Peter North on screen routing some lady Greek style.. His Mum goes nuts and he justifies his potential wank fest by shouting the following immortal line at her.
"Well its better than catching AIDS!!"
He has been known as AIDS behind his back ever since...
Size? Oh what a big one you have Mr Airbus...
( , Tue 23 May 2006, 15:11, Reply)
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