Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Bishop AucklandMate from Uni, Called fuck off john. Everytime i ripped him for being northern, boring and the like he just told us to fuck off. After a while, he said a pre-emptive fuck off. this sealed it.
Bursty eye kev. Was Kev, until he decided to smoke all my puff, complain it was shit, and after a few months of him being more and more weird towards me and the womenfolk of our Uni decided that he must come round and smoke my skunk. After 2 tokes, he screamed "you bastard, my eyes, you bastard - my fucking eyes, my eyesssssss........."
I had to tease out of him the extent of the problem, but it appeared he thought his eyes were going to explode. He had visibly "to his mind" watched as his eyes had become distended and puffy over a number of weeks and it was my fault.
I cried for a few weeks, as i did feel a pretty bad - then i got over it. From there on in he is bursty eye kev. There can be only one.
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bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Tue 23 May 2006, 20:33,
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