Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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My workplace....Has some Corkers!
Paul (surname Clitheroe) - Clitty
Martin (Strawberry blonde) - Ginger Pubes (confirmed by at least 2 members of female staff).
Andy - Thrush (cos he's an irritating c*nt)
Roy (goatee beard about 6" long) - ZZ
John (never came out of the 60's hippy thing, with the hair and beard still) - Hawkwind (surname is Hawkes too, so appropriate)
Phil (surname Bailey) - Earth Wind & Fire (or unofficially Alvin, as his teeth make him look like a chipmunk!)
Ivor (HUGE bushy grey beard) - Papa Smurf
Dave R. (workshop fitter) - Skeletor (painfully thin, with pointy, bony face)
Dave F. (workshop fitter) - Merlin (on account that he can fix any mechanical breakdown, with a cable tie!)
Lloyd - Rodders (owing to an uncanny resemblance to Nicholas Lyndhurst, and just as thick as the character he played in OF&H).
Anyone who works down the depot at Fenland District Council will know who I'm talking about...
Length/Girth? I have none... why do you think my nickname is Pee Wee?
(, Wed 24 May 2006, 8:22, Reply)
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