Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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People generally call me "Mr Spunky Fucking Spunk-Face".
I don't know why.
I haven't even got a face.
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(, Wed 24 May 2006, 15:27, Reply)
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