Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Pearoast from 'The Onosecond'
Got an email FROM my boss
to his beloved GF (Surname same as mine)
Oh the pleasure in telling him
In front of the office
and his face at the point of onosecond... bliss
When he realised that not only did i know what him and the missus would be doing for each other that night
But now I know her pet name for him! wwoooaaahahhaha
Guess what his nickname in the office is now?
"Ogwen, need to see you for your performance agreement"
"Ok lovebuns"
( , Wed 24 May 2006, 23:53, Reply)
Got an email FROM my boss
to his beloved GF (Surname same as mine)
Oh the pleasure in telling him
In front of the office
and his face at the point of onosecond... bliss
When he realised that not only did i know what him and the missus would be doing for each other that night
But now I know her pet name for him! wwoooaaahahhaha
Guess what his nickname in the office is now?
"Ogwen, need to see you for your performance agreement"
"Ok lovebuns"
( , Wed 24 May 2006, 23:53, Reply)
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