Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Had to laugh tonight down at the pub.Local bar #1 - I'm known as either DB or ES - Dart Bitch (cos that's what's on my dart flights) or English Sue.
Local bar #2 - English Sue. There's also English Dave, English Danny and Scottish Bob. As well as Downtown Dave ('cos he works in downtown Huntington Beach), we have Drastic Dave who always gets things way out of hand. The 3 female bartenders are nicknamed by the local guys as Thursday Night Girl (who works Thursdays and Fridays), DUI Nats (drink drive conviction) and Dog. Yes, poor Mel got bit by a dog on the end of her nose - couldn't get her shift covered and turned up with a huge bandage on her nose.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 25 May 2006, 8:06,
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