Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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In one corner, Herbocop. And in the other, The Farrinator. Who will win?At school in London, we had two enormous female teachers. I don't mean obese, I mean rather imposing forms that intimidated all the pupils.
One was the deputy head Ms Herbertson, christened Herbocop. Her chin was just as prominent as Officer Murphy's, and could have taken a direct hit from the Bismarck's heavy guns.
The other was Ms Farrant, built like a pro-wrestler and looked like she could and would run through brick walls for the fun of it. Naturally she was referred to as the Farrinator, due to her large frame and only weakness being molten steel.
Hours were whiled away arguing which of these two behemoths would win in a scrap, although there was never any firm decision as to the outcome.
I always reckoned Herbocop would edge it, what with the massive wedge/chin/monstrosity thing she has. And the gun that pops out of her leg...
Usual n00b/girth/length apologies. But I was asked to give a girl 12 inches and make her bleed. So I shagged her three times and broke her nose...
(, Thu 25 May 2006, 12:21, Reply)
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