Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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i built half the boats in the bay but do they call me monty the boat-builder no
i built half the houses in the village but do they call me monty the brickie no
but you shag one wee sheep
aye theng yew
(, Thu 25 May 2006, 12:46, Reply)
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