I don't know much about homeopathy, it's the less is more thing?
Apparently a lot of people swear by it.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:17, 13 replies)

I swear by it
It's fucking stupid and anybody fucking stupid enough to spend their money on it is fucking stupid as well.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:24, closed)

I've heard this report too. I probably concur.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:41, closed)

Quite a few people swear at it too.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:26, closed)

Utter crap
You'd be better of licking a dog's arse to cure cancer.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:28, closed)

Which breed?
Is it like Labradors for lung cancer, and Alsations for pancreatic?
(CharminglyShallow incarcerated for a crime he probably did commit., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:45, closed)

How did you know
Also, sucking on a terrier's paw will get rid of genital warts.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:01, closed)

Have you thought of telling...
Jeremy HCunt about this startling medical breakthrough?
(minimalist ..., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 0:03, closed)

Nah
This is scientifically proven...
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:19, closed)

I've invented homeopathic porn:
First, take any grot image. Then, pick a pixel at random, and blow it up to the size of the original image. Keep doing this, and each time you'll find that the image gets naughtier and naughtier!

After 100 or so dilutions, it's best to use a welding mask, asbestos gloves and tongs, since the image will by then be so outrageously horny that the Pope would rape a vatican statue after a single second's exposure...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:09, closed)

I invented the homoeopathic wig...
... along with homoeopathic dentures and contact lenses.

In truth, it's a bit of an "emperor's new clothes" thing, but don't tell anyone - I'm making a fortune!
(minimalist ..., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 0:00, closed)

This 'memory of water' sounds bollocks, goldfish live in water and they have shit memories.
They should do 'memory of elephant' and feed whatever drug they're using to an elephant, cos they never forget.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:59, closed)

~~~ Fast forward a few years ~~~
I remember when we had a National Health Service - Jeebus, I'm cured!
(minimalist ..., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 0:07, closed)

Quite
With Jeremy Hunt in charge we'll have a homeopathic NHS - one doctor will be diluted across the whole country, and there will be no illness, ever.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:22, closed)