Jesus.
Can you think of anyone else who took voluntary redundancy by getting crucified and then supposedly came back in an even more senior management position by being "reborn".

Thought not.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 9 Sep 2012, 9:35, 37 replies)

this is the single most worthwhile contribution to qftw of all time.
Thanks Ringo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 10:00, closed)

Cheers.
It's "QOTW" which stands for "Question of the week" - as in we answer the question posed for us 'that' week.
Otherwise qftw means "Question For the week" which would be the suggestions for the qotw.
See here - www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/

Cheers.
EDIT: I'm sure 1 of you will work in a OKCupid ref. out of that. Particularly AB or Rory.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 9 Sep 2012, 10:03, closed)

No no no you silly fat gay-bearded sex offender.
Qftw is 'questions for the weak.'
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 12:13, closed)

Not sure it's worth trying to educate someone whose largely content-free patois seems to be scavenged from the most irritating daytime TV Valley Girl reality shows available to stay-at-home shut-ins.

Wouldn't worry overmuch about the OKCupid thing, either... I suspect half of those doing the moaning met their partners through b3ta, have enjoyed slobbering, ugly coitus at a b4sh, or - in some cases - have been cuckolded at a b4sh by a creepy sex pest.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 12:17, closed)

Wait, I missed this whold OKCupid thing. Is he this guy then?
www.okcupid.com/profile/ringofyre/photos
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:22, closed)

If this is actually what he looks like then I refuse to take anything that he says seriously.
Also I thought that was a dating website, why does it say he's married?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:25, closed)

“Pretty legit”

— Some guy on Yelp
( weaver., Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:35, closed)

He explained it before, his wife has spina bifida and he don't like it when she puts out cos she's massively obese and doubly incontinent
That's why he hits on Perths lonely cat ladies to get some behind his old dears back. It's worked once so far, what with his face for radio rugged good looks.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 14:18, closed)

When exactly did I explain it like that Rory?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 9 Sep 2012, 21:29, closed)

I like how all the similar users are described as being "more adventurous".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 15:43, closed)

PLMDZR
how do you manage to type with your keyboard all crusted up like that?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:33, closed)

This is an attempt at a joke isn't it. you horrific troll?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 10:03, closed)

What?
Here?
On a comedy website no less.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 9 Sep 2012, 10:05, closed)

You monstrous troll. I should put you on ignore for this.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 10:07, closed)

Go on petal.
Believe it or not.
I kinda missed you guys.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 9 Sep 2012, 10:13, closed)

I bet it was all an exercise in trolling us anyway and not a tantrum coming from someone old enough to know better, eh?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 10:14, closed)

Column A
& Column B.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 9 Sep 2012, 10:17, closed)

To paraphrase Genie from Aladdin,
it was some of column A and ALL of column B.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 10:19, closed)

Column B on Friday and A today?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 10:20, closed)

Something like that.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 9 Sep 2012, 10:29, closed)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 10:37, closed)

Oh.
So original.
Starting something?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 9 Sep 2012, 10:48, closed)

Look out BD, he's offering you out for a fight.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 10:58, closed)

Is this year 8 at High School?
Saddo.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 9 Sep 2012, 11:53, closed)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 12:14, closed)

It's statistically proven that any given thread is at least 98.5% improved by the addition of Steve McDonald.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 12:13, closed)

Having us all on ignore was too unbearable then, you fat sex pest?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 10:12, closed)

Yes.
See above.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 9 Sep 2012, 10:14, closed)

Let the records state.
The Legless Defence was invoked at 10:17.
A new record ladies and gentlemen.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 10:15, closed)

Ahh.
The AB Legless Attack.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 9 Sep 2012, 10:18, closed)

Cheers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 10:21, closed)

Cheers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 10:19, closed)

Oh nice one, you gonna start on the Jews next and then say something about Mohammed being a paedo?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:07, closed)

I don't think you're allowed to say that Mohammed is Paedo
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Sep 2012, 18:02, closed)

Yes but I didn't actually say MOHAMMED IS A PAEDO.
Besides, I'm sure your username is far more offensive to Muslims than someone just saying

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( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 18:43, closed)

Can't see this making a spot on Al Jazzera. Oh no.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 9 Sep 2012, 23:26, closed)

Don't forget that fat cunt Buddha
Or that shit stain Ganesh and his myriad of friends.

Heard Zues was a bit of a tart too.
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 22:16, closed)