Worst Record Ever
"That's The Way It Is" by Celine Dion

"When you want it the most, there's no easy way out" - what the smeg is that supposed to mean? Do these people think about what they're writing about when they glue these lyrics together, or do they just pass around a fresh round of suppositories and say "yup, that sounds trite, that'll do 'er"?!? I've received creditor collection notices with more poignancy and rhythm.

And of course it's Celine "Racoon Eyed Hag" Dion, so you got your instant vulgar crap cred right there. Everything she does has the quality of something that's about to be wadded into a used Tampax wrapper.
(Anxiety, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 1:00, Reply)