"Songs for Swinging Voters"
A Conservative Party 7" flexidisc release, with such rousing songs as "John Citizen" and "Four Jolly Labourmen" - I'm not sure which election it was released for, but by the Swingle Singers-style harmony singing on some of it, it must be late 60s, early 70s. I paid 20p for it in a charity shop.

It redefines "excruciating". Crap cocktail-style jazz, fake "working clarse" accents, and "Vote Conservative" tattooed on its ugly hide. There is no worse record than this. I inflict it on all my friends when they least expect it.
(flying_pasty, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:50, Reply)