The ultimate list.
This list was compiled by myself and a good friend who I used to go to school with. We wrote it about two months ago during a period of weeks, I think you'll agree that they're all absolutely fcuking terrible.

Chumbawumba - Tubthumpin
Tasmin Archer - Sleeping Satellite
Boys 11 Men - End of the road
S club party - S club 7
Supergrass – Alright
George Michael = Fast Love
Close to you - The Carpenters
The verve - Bitter sweet symphony
Catrina and the waves - Love (Shine a light)
Don't break my heart - Toni Braxton
Tease me - Chacka demis and plyers
Michael Jackson - Earth Song
Shine - Aswad
I'll stand by you - The pretenders
Red red wine - UB40
This is how we do it - Montell Jordan
Here comes the hotstepper - Ini Kamoze
Sweets for my sweet - C j lewis
alex party - dont give me your life
strike - u sure do
corona - baby baby
clock - axel f
bobby brown - two can play that game
The beat goes on - can't remember
Twist and Shout - Chaka Demus and Pliers
Oh Carolina - Shaggy
East 17 – Stay
Betty boo - Nothing you can do
Baby baby - Corona
human league-tell me when
freak power - Turn on tune in cop out
Terence trent Darby - Sign your name
Dj Pied Piper & Masters Of Ceremonies - Do You really Like It?
Because we want to - Billie
Doop – Doop
Texas - Inner Smile
Beautiful South - Rotterdam
Baby I love your way - Big Mountain
Mmm mmm mmm - Crash Test Dummies
Charles and Eddie - Would I lie to you
Rage - Run to you
George Michael - Jesus to a child
Leanne Rimes - Cant fight the Moonlight
Pets Shop Boys - Go West
I swear - All for One
Des'ree - Life, Oh Life
Clock - Oh What a night
Sting - Fields of Gold
Ace of Base - The Sign
Roxette - Sleeping in my car
Bright Eye - Stephen Gayley
I want to sex you up - Colour me badd
Mr Loverman - Shabba ranks
Blazin Squad - Crossroads
Wake Up Boo - Boo Radleys
Hey baby - Dj otzi
Because I got high – Afroman
Erasure - A little Respect
Des'ree - Life, Oh life
Cher - Walking in memphis
Hanson - Mmm bop
Ultra nate' - Free
Warren G. feat 40 thevz (make sure you spell thevz correct) - C U when U get there
Oh what a night - Clock
Crocodile shoes - Jimmy Nail
Technohead - I wanna be a hippy
Livin la vida loco - Ricky Martin
ann lee - two times
Los del mar - Macarena
Babybird - You're gorgeous
Boyz 11 men & Mariah Carey - One sweet day
City High - What would you do
Texas Feat Method Man - Say What you want
Mulder and scully/road rage - Catatonia
Once in our lifetime - Texas
I want it that way - backstreet boys
Secret smile – Semisonic
Cotton Eyed Joe – Rednecks
bye bye bye - NSync
New beginning - Steven gately
Shabba Ranks - Mr Loverman
Justified – KLF
The Stomp - Hale and Pace and Comic Relief
Return of the mack - Mark Morrisson
Wet Wet Wet- love is all around us
Baby don't hurt me – Haddaway
Arrested Development - Mr Wendel
Baby come back - Pato banton
Nickelback - How you remind me
Charles and Eddie - Would I lie to you
Swamp thing - The grid
Meet the flintstones - The B52's
When the going gets tough - Boyzone
Its my life - Dr Alban
Moving on up - M people
Linger - The Cranberries
Rage - Run to you
Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy breaky heart
Tiger feet
Stupid girl – Garbage
Mel B – Lullab
4 non blondes - What's going on
Cornflake girl - Tori Amos
Raise your hands – Reef
Sheryl Crow - All I want to do
Geri halliwell - Its raining men
Dina Caroll - save the best till last
Babylon - David Gray
Party started - Pink
Get what you give - New radicals
Bat out of h3ll - Meatloaf
Design for life - Manics
Just a little - Liberty x
Are you gonna go my way - Lenny Kravitz
Hero - Enrique Iglasias
Desert kiss the rain - Eveything but the girl
Dreams - Gabrielle
Murder on the dance floor - Sophie Ellis bextor
Skunk anansie full stop
All that she wants - Ace of base
Don't impress me much - Shania Twain
Celine Dion.
Beverly Knight - Shoulda Woulda Coulda
5, 6, 7, 8 – Steps
Always take the weather
Savage garden,
Anything by Shirley Bassey
I'll be missing you - Puff Daddy and Faith Evans
Things can only get better - D'Ream
The only way is up - Yazz and the plastic population.
Gina G - Oh Ah Just a little bit
Shoop shoop song – Cher
Take that – Pray
Keep on movin - 5ive.
Hangin' Tough – NKOTB
Lifted by the lighthouse family and ocean drive
Perfect Ten - Beautiful South
Real thing - U2
Kiss me - Belle & Sebastian
Ronan Keating - Life is a Rollercoaster
Favourite things - big bruvaz
Rotterdam - Beautiful South
Seal -Kiss from a rose
Fairground - simply red (Got to be the worst song ever, actually anything he's done)
Closer than close - Rosie gains
Angels - Robbie Williams
Freed from desire - Can't remember the b1tch who sung it
Shooting star - Flip & fill
Swear it all over again - Westlife
Saturday night - Whigfield
Rock your body – Justin Timberlake
Vindaloo - fat bob
Mickey - (hey mickey your so fine you blow my mind)
Deep Blue Something - Breakfast at Tiffany's
B*Witched - C'est La Vie / Jesse

Why? Because every single song on this list causes bile to flow to the tips of our tongues.
(youngone, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 14:22, Reply)