oooh, lets see...
well, worst record.. hmm, i have quite a lot in my collection, and i like to listen to them for the sheer comedy value. my friends pineappleing hate them!

William Shatner - lucy in the sky with diamonds. or in fact any off his Transformed Man album

The Outhere Brothers - the song that got their record deal taken away - "I Wanna watermelon You In The Ass" (a watermelon up there would hurt like hell though! thanks swear filter!)

the Drum n Bass remix of Dads Army theme tune

the "Your A zeppelin" song (your a zeppelin, your a zeppelin, etc etc you get the message) or even "The Lovely Song", which has a smooth isaac hayes type voice singing that he has something to tell you, about the way i feel about you, and then it starts going "fucking cranberry, fucking cranberry, awkward bastard" in the background.

Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, by Leonard "im not Spock""yes i am""well i dont want to be typecast""too late for that" Nimoy. video is hilarious for that one as well. loads of women who look nothing like hobbits, with big pointy spock ears for some reason!

erm, one more, lets see, oh, think its the streetband, or something with their song about "toast". just checked and it is. Streetband, which featured Paul Young, who went on to better things, had their only hit Toast in 1978. a lovely bit of Toast.. etc etc
(Inflatable Aardvark, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 23:45, Reply)